The Online Business Bullshit Series

For every entrepreneur who's ever soft-launched into a meltdown, been trauma-bonded through DMs, or bought another course to avoid finishing the last one—this one’s for you!

These hand-poured, sarcasm-infused, candles were made for the digital warriors, the funnel-weary, and the burnout babes who are tired of pretending that everything is high-vibe all the time.

Light one, roll your eyes, inhale the delicious aroma, & keep building your empire.

Scents like:

  • Bought Another Course

  •  Fuck Your Freebie”

  • “I Made $42 While Peeing"”

  • And more brutally relatable gems…