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Cafe Candles

Fuck Your Freebie

Fuck Your Freebie

Regular price $12.00 USD
Regular price $15.00 USD Sale price $12.00 USD
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Smells like unread PDFs and empty promises. Light this anytime you see “get my exact blueprint” in someone’s bio.

Scent: Shredded paper + overpriced essential oils

Actual Scent: Birthday Cake

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